Partying hard? I had a plan, but it was called off. #sadface. So tonight, being this awkwardly socialized girl having zero companies, let me provide you all with some humor. Or not. Take it easy, gals.
I had a good laugh watching this comedian. And, he gave me an inspiration about what to write!
(There is part 2 also, to remind you who actually takes time to watch!)
It's weekend, let's not get so serious, shall we?
I have heard a lot, even before this comedian, about jokes and humors on what the ladies have in their minds during a relationship. I even came across a very funny and somewhat true comment on a gag site with lots of memes posts that said something like this: Girls live in their own imaginative world, with unicorns that puke rainbows, clouds of pastel color cotton candies. (I totally forgot the rest, but I remember unicorn!) I wish I could search through my brain and print it as exactly as it is posted. It made me laughed so hard that I almost rolled on the floor. Literally rolling on the floor, for your information.
I am not quite sure if it is really the truth: Girls think too much, guys never even think. Speaking honestly from a girl's point of view, I am a girl and I think quite frequently. Even during menstruation period. Pre and during. Post menstruation for every girls is pretty much like, 'I love you, I love me, I love us and I love everything in this world. I'm soooo happy. I'm the luckiest girl evah!' Girls are bitchy. I know. I'm a girl. I'm bitchy too. Sometimes. I say, it must be the hormones playing games on us. What makes a girl different from a guy if not the lack of testosterone but the overflowing presence of estrogen?
The comment there made me think. Squeezed some tasty juice out of my brain. 'I have a different opinion... men's hearts are in head and mostly in hearts but womens' are in the clouds above her head in a fairy tale and in confusion.
In the clouds. Fairy tale. Confusion. Really? Come on, really? Is it that bad?
Speaking as a girl, yes girls, sometimes, your head is really above the clouds, somewhere in a foreign land that doesn't exist universally with all your pet unicorns and rainbows and cotton candies and I-don't-even-know-what. There has been these 'When Boys' posts shared around in Facebook and mostly among girls. I tried my best to ignore, but sometimes, it outrages me.
Gals, wake up, you don't live in a drama, with a romantically written script. Unless you're dating Nicholas Sparks, it could be a possibility.
I haven't met a straight guy who can really do that yet. You see, guys are naturally lack of sentimental sides, most of the time, most of them. They don't catch phrases with clues and hints and little games like guess-what-I'm-thinking. I've tried that for fun and for experiment, and I never failed so badly before. Instead of making him realize what you actually meant, it could bring troubles and arguments, and arguments are not healthy.
'If you want more love, why don't you say so?'- quoting from my favorite singer-song writer, John Mayer from the song Heartbreak Warfare. Even John Mayer, an artist, whom the society claims emotionally potential, does not have a single clue without being upfront and direct. Let us accept and be joyful over the fact that, men are intellectually clueless when it comes to you girls' sixth-sense-guessing games. Celebrate! Pop open the champagne! Burst some confetti! And pop the balloons!
While you're worrying over how you would get crazy having those thoughts in your head that cannot be shared with your boyfriends, here is a tip. This is where gossip comes in fun. You have best friends! You have internet! You have Apps! You can talk all night long! Yet again, another celebration! Just let the boys go, don't waste time trying to make them guess. It's no fun. They are no fun. Guessing games are only fun with your best friends.
Guess what I'm thinking,
Shae
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